Dunkin Donuts should stick to making donuts

Being parents of two little boys who at this point have funky schedules (mainly our newborn) sometimes forces my wife and I to rely on other sources to function.

In my wife Lauren's case, coffee is her best friend.

This morning my wife urged me to make a Dunkin Donuts run. Her coffee of preference was a Hazelnut Latte. Now typically we don't eat any actual food from Dunkin but we were hungry and I didn't want to go to two separates places to get food we decided to add food to our order. I ordered my usual basic cinnamon raisin bagel toasted with butter. Lauren got an English muffin with ham, egg and cheese.
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Mistake.

Big fucking mistake.

Both tasted like absolute garbage. Lauren was quoted as saying that her meal tasted like "cleaning products". I asked for a toasted bagel which ended up being softer than Charmin toilet paper. Plus my bagel was shmeared with globs of butter all over. Happens every time I go there.

​A complete mess.

Dunkin Donuts needs to stick to what they know. Fancy donuts and above average coffee. Their food is absolute shit.

At least the coffee was great. And I even got a heart shaped jelly donut.

So that's good.