Being parents of two little boys who at this point have funky schedules (mainly our newborn) sometimes forces my wife and I to rely on other sources to function.
In my wife Lauren's case, coffee is her best friend.
This morning my wife urged me to make a Dunkin Donuts run. Her coffee of preference was a Hazelnut Latte. Now typically we don't eat any actual food from Dunkin but we were hungry and I didn't want to go to two separates places to get food we decided to add food to our order. I ordered my usual basic cinnamon raisin bagel toasted with butter. Lauren got an English muffin with ham, egg and cheese.
Big fucking mistake.
Both tasted like absolute garbage. Lauren was quoted as saying that her meal tasted like "cleaning products". I asked for a toasted bagel which ended up being softer than Charmin toilet paper. Plus my bagel was shmeared with globs of butter all over. Happens every time I go there.
A complete mess.
Dunkin Donuts needs to stick to what they know. Fancy donuts and above average coffee. Their food is absolute shit.
At least the coffee was great. And I even got a heart shaped jelly donut.
So that's good.